We trained hard -- but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralization.

-- Often and incorrectly attributed to Petronius Arbiter, c. 66 AD --

However, it is still a great Dilbert thought.